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Welcome to Wizard Wheezes, your #1 source for Harry Potter humor where we have only the funniest captioned pictures, spoofs and parodies displayed for your amusement. We're constantly expanding and adding new things, so if you've found, written or made something funny and Harry Potter related we'd love if you'd send it to us. Enjoy looking around and have a peachiful day!

Latest Updates 6/30/08 - "Would it be impolite at this point in the conversation to just run away from you?" I've put up the rest of the Things I am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts list. 18 new avatars in the icons and avatars section. 9 new spoofed pictures up. 1 in the Goblet of Fire section, 1 in the Order of the Phoenix section, and 7 in the Misc section. A few new captions up in the contest. Spell of the Day - Pantus Inflammario - how to get any enemy to scream like a girl. 5/7/08 - Put a banana in your ear! Updated Caption Contest. New list in the Lists and Miscellany section - Things I am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts. There's more to the list but I haven't had time to go through it all yet. Also there's a written parody up, compliments of me. Check out OMGWTF?! Spell of the Day: Ejectus Feline - find out if cats really always land on their feet 2/17/08 - There was a long silence. Then a slightly shorter silence. There are 5 new spoofs up. 3 in the Misc section, 1 in the TSS section and 1 in the GoF section. Old caption contest is archived (and judged as best as I could... I really believe I'm becoming desensitized to humor o_O) and there's a new picture up for your captioning pleasure. Spell of the Day: Buggerum Offus - Just go away 10/9/07 - The Lost Strawberry Yoghurt Finally got all four the puppet theaters up. They're available in the Parodies section. Am missing some of the puppets, trying to get them from AG but if any of you happen to have them saved on your computer and want to send them in, please feel free. Caption contest also updated. Spell of the Day: Conversum ad Handeo - for when you just don't want to hear what someone has to say. 8/30/07 - What ho HP Fans all! The caption contest has been updated. Also I'd like to announce that we will soon have all four of the Harry Potter Hand Puppet Theaters available in full. They are no longer available online since Jerry The Frog Productions was shut down, but AG (the creator) has graciously given Wizard Wheezes permission to host them. I'll have them up as soon as I can. Spell of the Day: Gaseo Explosio - A popular in-class prank 8/1/07 - Happy August Just a quick update to say there's a new pic up for Captioning. Das ist alles. 7/25/07 - Well...Thanks for a great adventure JKR Really sorry about the wait guys. Have now updated the caption contest. There are three new avatars up. Seven new captioned pics up - Two in the Misc. section, one in the Goblet of Fire section, and four in the Order of the Phoenix section. Spell of the Day: Floramus Hydrato - No need to use the garden hose 4/18/07 - In dreams, we enter a world that's entirely our own Caption Contest updated. We now have a forum, welcome to The DeathEatery (thanks to TQ for the name). Now, go forth and post! Spell of the Day: Potion Turbulus - shaken not stirred 4/4/07 - "must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside..." Yes, the site lives....and hopefully will continue to do so on a regular basis. No more of this resurrecting business. Caption contest updated, new pic up. 2 new spoof pics up in the Misc section. 17 new avatars up - bottom three rows on page 2 and all of page 3 are new. Spell of the Day - Pedia lubricum - forget the banana peel... 10/20/06 - We're not stupid - we know we are called Gred and Forge. Caption contest updated and judged - new pic up. Sorry it took so long... you know life. Congrats to Lothlorien for the winning caption (contest found at the bottom of the archive page 1) Also we have 9 new avatars. Thanks to Lothlorien for submitting 4 of them. Spell of the Day - Accio Monetarium - who needs to work? 8/29/06 - Sit vis vobiscum Updated the Caption Contest. There's 12 new pics in the Spoof Gallery - special thanks to Matt and Nat. There's 4 in Misc. 4 in TSS/TCoS and 4 in PoA/GoF. Spell of the Day - Knickerum Constrictum - For when you just can't take another hug from Aunt Agnes. 8/8/09 - "I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, hidden worlds... would have given her a clue?" New Caption Contest pic up. Also, new parodies up in the Lists and Miscellany section (for the incredibly dense, they're under "new" at the top). Spell of the Day: Bovinus Barbequem - Hamburgers the quick way. 6/19/06 - A Cornucopia of Love We are now WizardWheezes.net, woohoo! I was away for a couple weeks and didn't realize that when we made the switch suddenly all the pics weren't working because I was technically 'hotlinking' from myself. Oops. 4 new captioned pics, all in TSS & TCoS gallery. Updated and judged the Caption Contest, new pic will be up next update. Also, you can now subscribe to be e-mailed every time the site is updated *points under menu* That's all, spread the word about the site, from what I see so far we are the ONLY HP site that is solely dedicated to humor. Go us. Spell of the Day: Avium Expirum - For when those darn birds are chirping TOO cheerily 5/15/06 - Vitalis! Wow, it's been a while. I didn't forget about this place, just got extremely busy and it was so ugly I just didn't feel like updating. So... did a mini-overhaul and de-uglified it. It still needs much help but at least now it doesn't look like it was put together in MSPaint. Caption Contest finally updated. There's a whole new page of funny avatars. And we also have 5 new additions to the gallery, 1 in GOF and 4 in Misc. And with that, I leave you until next update (which hopefully will be much sooner than last time). Spell of the Day: Capillus Brusheo - When you don't have time to find your hairbrush. 1/18/06 - Nothing Special Just a quick caption contest update! 12/30/05 - Trying Something new... Trying out a new way of doing updates, people can now comment on updates. First time I’ve used something like this so there may be some quirks that need fixing. Please do test it out for me… like…. comment and such. Let me know if there are any problems. On to the update: We have a new captioned pic in the misc section. There are eight new avatars up in the icons and avatars section. And we also have a new pic up for captioning. Have at thee knave! Spell of the Day: Subarma non odorum – when you don’t have time to shower after gym 12/25/05 - Merry Christmas ! Judged the Caption Contest, will have a new pic up ASAP. Humor gatherers are needed…. if you have time over Christmas break and want to scour the internet for HP humor and send it in please do! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! Spell of the Day: Cocoum in Bovis – Chocolate milk made easy. 12/5/05 - Me vexat pede Updated the Caption Contest, will judge next update. Two new spoof pics up in the Azkaban/Goblet of Fire section. That’s all for now! Spell of the Day: Domum Spicenspanus – Who needs Mr.Clean? 11/15/05 - Only a few more days... Caption Contest updated. We also have four new captioned pics – 3 Goblet of Fire, 1 Half-Blood Prince, much thanks to Mark the Reader for those! Do feel free to submit things everyone. Also, anyone who feels inspired to redecorate this place do let me know, help is always appreciated and I know the current graphics suck muchly. Art was never a talent of mine. New additions to the Miscellany section – 3 links to amusing videos, and we now have the obligatory “You know you’re addicted when…” list. Send in your additions! Spell of the Day: Maximus Wedgio – for enemies 10/25/05 - Caption Update Just a tiny update to the Caption Contest. That’s all for now. 10/16/05 - Reality is merely an illusion... Updated, judged, and archived the caption contest. New pic up for your captioning pleasure. Links to the HP hand puppet theater are in the Written Parodies section, very funny, check em out. Three new pics up in the Misc gallery. 6 new avatars up in “Icons and Avatars”. Spell of the Day: Canis Homeworkeo Ingestus – you don’t have to lie to your teacher about it anymore… 9/20/05 - Save a tree. Kill a beaver. Updated the Caption Contest. Surprised at how many people are sending in captions despite the site being barely two weeks old. We also have three new spoof pics in the Goblet of Fire section, many thanks to our very first contributor, MarkTheReader Spell of the Day: Oris Ductapeo – for when you want someone to just shut up. 9/7/05 - Open for Business! So the site is officially set up. I’m still not entirely happy with the layout so I might fiddle with that a bit but all the content I have is up. Will always be looking for more of course and updating as it comes just like at LOTRSpoofs. In the meantime, have fun looking round. Suggestions and submissions very welcome. Spell of the Day: Sockus Appearo – for when you just can’t seem to locate your footwear. 9/5/05 - Almost Finished All portions of the site are up now except for the parodies section. Just a couple things to add to it at the moment. 8/28/05 - Testing This site is not yet open to the public. GO AWAY. News Archives

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