Caption Contest Archives 1



Captions

  • WINNER Minders thoughts: One day...one day they will worship ME and then SHE can hold up MY arm!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! - Submitted by somesortoffreak



  • Look everybody!!! I shaved my armpit!!! - Submitted by Tari Telrunya

  • Some fans thought Emma went a little far-out keeping an official "arm holder" at her side at all times. - Submitted by SillyPerson

  • "HELP! My bag is too heavy! I'm gonna fall!" - Submitted by Nessa Narmolanya

  • Emma: I didn't know Orlando Bloom was a fan! - Submitted by Elmarion

  • and one...and two... - Submitted by dragonmoondust

  • Emma: Hey! Smell my armpit!
    Fans: AAAAAAAH!!!!
    Emma: What? What's wrong? Does it smell too good for you? Sheesh. - Submitted by Markthereader

  • At that moment, Emma had the strangest sensation that was someone was following her. - Submitted by Maroozer

  • It was only after Emma had this photograph developed that the next day's newspaper headline ("Man Catches Fire at Hollywood Premiere") finally made sense. - Submitted by Maroozer

  • What has she got in that bag? It's making her topple over! - Submitted by Abs

  • Emma desperately tries to convince fans that it's just a hippogriff dress--she's still human. - Submitted by Lindsay

  • Wand? What wand? I don't have a wand in my purse! REALLY! - Submitted by Josie who has a pet rock named Mr.dude

  • Emma could wave to the fans with confidence knowing that she put a deodarizing charm on her armpits. - Submitted by Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

  • Taxi! Taxi! - Submitted by vian

  • Hi! It's so good to see you!...What do you mean I look like a giant marshmallow? - Submitted by shirin

  • Suddenly Harry thought of something else spiders might flee before... - Submitted by dragonfire

  • She waved sheepishly as saw Orlando Bloom being dragged off by police. - Submitted by Elmarion

  • Handbag by Louis Vuitton: $340.00. Dress by Versace: $739.00. Make-up by Benefit: $82.00. Remembering to shave before the premier: Priceless. - Submitted by Anacarlisle

  • Emma: Bye, Dan.
    Lady: See! There is no meat on these bones. So she can not really make this costume look like a complete marshmellow. But nice try! We can add sleaves to make this a great halloween costume. But this would be a good person for the Hansel charater because she looks like she could be lifted by a gust of wind or a weak potion. - Submitted by I Love Harry


Captions

  • WINNER And thus, illegal apple downloading/trading secretly continues on the black market, and apple's stock takes a severe drop. - Submitted by Maroozer

  • WINNER Draco: *sulks* I do NOT hold things like a girl! Stupid Potter and his manly apple holding! - Submitted by Raven



  • Malfoy glared daggers at a strangly dressed fellow who called himself Captain Jack Sparrow and claimed that he did not throw the apple at Malfoy. - Submitted by Elmarion

  • Malfoy: All right, yo. It's time for the Slytherin Rap Meet! - Submitted by El Steve

  • hold my apple crabb... i'm going in. - Submitted by dragonfire

  • Even the slytherins couldn't keep their eyes off hermione after she had the...well...let's just say the surgery. - Submitted by dragonmoondust

  • Voldemort cackled evilly as Nevermore was inundated with 'Who wants my apple?' captions... - Submitted by MadamFubarKibble

  • Book: "Give me the apple!!!" - Submitted by Dubbelvee

  • Draco: You mean they eat apples? HOW were we supposed to know THAT? - Submitted by Thom

  • Malfoy: *thinking* What's so special about that Potter? Just because he survived You-Know-who's Avada Kedavra curse, and saved the Philosopher's Stone, and defeated Tom Riddle and the Basilisk, EVERYONE loves him! It's not fair...grumble grumble...and now he's first to have a go on the Hippogriff! That's it: I'm throwing my apple at him! 3, 2,1... - Submitted by vian

  • Book #1: *whispering* "...Thank heavens for those hippogriffs and their diversions...now we just need to grow hands to drive with, and then we're off to Vegas, baby!" - Submitted by Maroozer

  • Now it's MY turn to be William Tell! - Submitted by Potterpuppetpal

  • Let's see, Crab, Goyle...who the *@#$_ is that guy?! - Submitted by Potterpuppetpal

  • Draco: Oh no, everyone wants my apple...but I won't give it to them. It's my OWN...my Precious...
    Crabbe: Uh, Draco? - Submitted by kerfuffle

  • An apple a day keeps the Dementors away! - Submitted by Luna Lovegood

  • Random guy to the very left of the picture: I do have a name, I do. It's... - Submitted by Gleaming

  • *cleverly, in response to "MadamFubarKibble's caption" Who wants my apple!? - Submitted by Gleaming

  • Draco: What? You want my apple? Never! Take this extra to my left instead... - Submitted by lilypotter

  • "I will quitly sneek this poisoned apple into this dude's cloak... whoot it'll be a blast..." - Submitted by Ninsg Veen

  • Who knew the book was a vegitarian? - Submitted by pet rock

  • "We represent the Society for the Promototion of Non-Mugglization of Hogwarts School Uniforms, and we're here to tell you that we like our ties!"
    Unknown Boy: "Yeah, punk." - Submitted by Maroozer

  • Caption Goers:

    Dear Alfonso,
    We dont care if it's his real name, we don't care if it's his grandmother's great uncle's dog's name. But just give the Slytherin kid on the far left a name. Please.

    Love, us.

    (If you don't get it, see rule #2 for further reference =) ) - Submitted by Maroozer

  • (Sitting in the front row of a dark movie theater, hosting a show)
    Book One: ...Yes, excellent screenplay on his part. Well, if you'd like to analyze this scene further, the apple is very well placed.
    Book Two: Ah yes, the symbolism of it all. Bite from the tree of sin, is it not?
    Book One: Erm...I was just going to say it matched the Slytherin ties nicely. - Submitted by Maroozer

  • Draco: Hey Crabbe, look over there! Ha!, made you look. - Submitted by trollbait

  • Malfoy: Hey, did you guys ever think that in the right light Proffesor Mcgonnagal is kind of............ - Submitted by Bob's not sister

  • MALFOY: Now, making sure nobody's looking, add one chopped Granny Smith Apple to your pie crust...
    KID TO THE FAR LEFT: Wait, books are NOT pie crusts!
    MALFOY: Oh shove it... - Submitted by Bob

  • Malfoy:Oh good lord, Potter's got his own fashion line!
    Goyle: *thinking* I would look so hot in that... - Submitted by potterpuppetpal

  • Draco:No you are NOT having this apple, Goyle. Goyle: Aww but haven't you heard of second breakfast? Crabbe:I don't even think he's heard of regular breakfast. Random Guy:Ok...so who taught me how to look menacing? - Submitted by Rosie

  • Apple: *thinking* why are all these captions about the book! Why not the apple?! Oh, of course I'm mentioned, but no one ever makes me talk or think or do a musical number or.....
    There's a good reason why apples dont talk. - Submitted by Pet rock

  • Malfoy: One...two...three!
    Crabbe Goyle and some other dudes who don't matter: APPLE FIGHT! - Submitted by pet rock

  • Dear caption goers, please call the dude on the far left Fred! YAY!!!! I Like the name Fred!!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! - Submitted by pet rock (who likes Fred!) ; )

  • And thus, illegal apple downloading/trading secretly continues on the black market, and apple's stock takes a severe drop. - Submitted by Maroozer

  • Hogwarts, now sponsering a new drama club, will be preforming snow white in 3 acts, staring Harry Potter as snow white,and Malfoy as the evil queen. - Submitted by I am the walrus!

  • ever think maybe what Malfoy is holding is not an apple... NO! But an unripe tomato! - Submitted by I want a hippotomaus for Christmas!

  • *later in the hospital wing* Neville: All I remember is someone shouting "APPLE FIGHT!" - Submitted by your name here


    Captions

      WINNER
    • You laugh now, Ron, but in two years, I swear you'll have more hair than Hermione. - Submitted by Kitty



    • Hermy: You're the man Harry!
      Ron: You know you look like a car salesman when you do that, right?
      Harry: Oh shut up Ron! *girly giggle* - Submitted by Ado annie

    • Hermionie: I'll end you! And make it look like a bloody accident!
      Ron:Oh great. Back to the insane assylum! - Submitted by I am the Walrus! (pet rock)

    • Hermione: I bet you anything that as the movies go on, we look less and less like our canon selves!
      Harry: You're on! - Submitted by vian

    • Ron: What's going on? Why is Hermione standing here when her posture clearly indicates that she should be in the Hospital Wing, petrified?
      Harry: What's this piece of paer in her hand...*takes it out*
      Hermione *thinking* Finally, you half-wits! I had to follow you around for hours, and that's not easy when you're petrified! - Submitted by shirin

    • Proof that the Harry Potter movie makers do, indeed, ship Harry/Hermione: she is undressing him in broad daylight, to his evident enjoyment. - Submitted by arlina

    • Hermionie- See and this is what my future boyfriends going to look like...Maybe if he wasent so tall...and his nose wasent so big...and his eyebrows werent so bushy. Hmm, now thats odd. He isint that HOT anymore..
      Harry- Hermione, you'll never get a boyfriend if you act like that!
      Ron- Yea, and he wont have a face either! - Submitted by FredsHOT

    • hermione: i swear, i was THIS close to getting snape to wash his hair!
      harry: No. Way.
      ron: what did u say to him? harry: i'm never eating fries again
      ron: huh? i missed that last bit hermione
      harry + hermione: (with sly look) never mind. . . . . - Submitted by *~*CaNdY*~*

    • Ron: if i stare at her hard enough, i bet i can get her to like me. . . . . . - Submitted by i wish i were a mermaid

    • Hermione to Harry: I'm not touching youuuu! - Submitted by Stevious

    • When angry Hermione said, "Talk to the hand," too late did she find out that her hand was getting all the attention from Harry and Ron. - Submitted by The Girl Who is Obsessed about Lord of the Rings and Have No Idea What She's Doing Here

    • Ron/Harry: WHAT is that in hermione's teeth?! - Submitted by i wish i were a mermaid

    • Hermione: Eenie, meenie, minie, moe, catch a dragon by the toe, if he breathes fire let him go. Out goes Y, O,U! Sorry Ron, harry gets to make out with me. That means you get Moaning Mertle. Harry: YES! Ron: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! - Submitted by Raven

    • Harry: Hermione, how come I feel kinda stretched out, and wider than normal? - Submitted by Gleaming

    • HERMIONE: (v. loudly and clearly at Ron) What is that? RON: Your finger? HARRY: *pfft* Dumbass. - Submitted by MadamFubarKibble
    • Ron - "No, Hermione, it's the middle finger you're supposed to flick at people when you p*ss them off!"
      Hermione - "Oh...right...yeah, I forgot." - Submitted by Ssof

    • Harry:wow. you look sexy today - Submitted by Stevious

    • HERMIONIE:(Thinking) Why are they looking at me like that!? It's not even the second movie yet!
      RON TELEPATHICALLY TO HARRY: Why Are we looking at Hermionie? It's only the first movie.
      HARRY TELEPATHICAllY TO RON: Actually, I was trying to read her KISS shirt.
      RON: Crap... - Submitted by Turok-Han

    • Hermy: Alright Ron remember the plan you grab to AK-47...
      Narrator:The student riot is about to begin... - Submitted by _RANDOM_

    • Hermione: Wow, I never realizes that my hair tased so good... - Submitted by Aria

    • "Can't touch this..." - Submitted by i♥mark

    • Ron: Harry! Look! It's the wierdest thing! This piece of hair had been falling out of place all day! Like, magically!
      Hermionie: (muttering) Wingardium Leviosa! - Submitted by Mabel

    • Hermione: Yeah, I KNOW what the book says. I'm STILL goin' home with Dan. - Submitted by LJMac

    • Hermione: the real magic is the audience believing Ron is still 12 and not 32! - Submitted by crazyophelia

    • hermy: Oohhh look at this magic ring.... *gollum*
      ron: you've gone nuts
      harry: she gone to LOTRspoofs.net - Submitted by Dakras

    • Hermione: I tell you Ron likes another guy~
      Ron: What, but that's impossible!
      Harry:He He
      Ron: Oh I'll get you in the fourth book for this HArry Potter! - Submitted by Artemis

    • Hemione: Ron, you're so cool when your hair's messed up, but you have a teeny weeny spider on you.
      Ron: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Get it off!
      Hermione: Kidding...
      Harry: Hahaha, good one Hermione - Submitted by Name

    • Hermione: I want YOU and YOU to help me get snape to wash his hair. HUDDLE!
      *they huddle*
      Ron: So what's the plan?
      Harry: Dump dirty baby diapers on his head?
      Hermione: No tell him there's a free oil change down the street... - Submitted by ~*~Billi Mushrooms ~*~

    • Ron- "Why does it look ike your pulling Harry's robe of his shoulder?"
      Hermione- "-I have needs too Ron..." - Submitted by Emma Taylor-Brooks


    Captions

    • WINNER Harry: OMG! I may already be a winner in the Publisher's House Sweepstakes! - Submitted by lothlorien

    • With this many lottery tickets, Harry couldn't possibly lose! - Submitted by Matt

    • The Dursleys could hide it from Harry no longer, paper DID exist. - Submitted by Matt

    • Harry: Finally! One that's not a bill! - Submitted by lothlorien

    • Finally!! The plyboy order catalogue with the morphed pics of aunt petunia!!! - Submitted by KT

    • All the magazines that Harry told to bill him later final catch up with him. - Submitted by El Skippeh

    • Harry: Fan-mail!! - Submitted by kate

    • Petunia: Aaaah! Can't feel my legs anymore! Dudley: Ok, ok, I'll go on a diet... - Submitted by Sockeater

    • These letters will help make me fly! Time to test these babys out! - Submitted by Alex

    • I love dancing in the letters! - Submitted by Alex

    • You've got mail. - Submitted by A Harry Hater

    • Harry Potter is the LORD of the LETTERS People in background: Spar us! - Submitted by A Harry Hater

    • When letters atack! - Submitted by A Harry Hater

    • Harry: Look theese letters are money so we can redesign the house!!
      Kid in back: MOMMY!! He's trying to make us Forget the good old days!
      Old man in back: You will not get ride of the striped wall paper and multi-colored curtains! - Submitted by A Harry Hater

    • Petunia: I HATE chain letters! - Submitted by Kaida Black

    • The Dursleys have foud that a wizarding new years isn't quite as much fun as they expected. - Submitted by the kid from outer space

    • Harry: Yes! More fan mail! I bet I can squeez another couple of thousand into Dudley's room. - Submitted by Deyinel

    • CONFETTI!!!!!!!!!!! - Submitted by ~*~ Billi Mushrooms ~*~

    • Harry: Look at all the friends I made! Can they come over?
      People in the background: They'll turn us into frogs! - Submitted by A Harry Hater

    • Newspaper Headlines: Voldemort has finally tumbled over his creative peak- He has been caught trying to kill Harry Potter with paper cuts.
      Readers: Oh the humanity... - Submitted by lothorien

    • Petunia: PAPER-CUTS!!! AHHHHH
      Harry: *thinking* teehee, wizards are imune to paper cuts! - Submitted by minerva

    • Petunia: Noooooo! Harry don't catch them you'll get a papper cut.
      Vernon: Just look at all those razor sharp corners.
      Dudley: Save me from all the pointy letters mommy!
      Harry: There not that bad, aww look it's in my hand. It's friendly, see? - Submitted by Dorrin

    • Harry forgot to warn the Dursley's that J.K Rowling had handed out their address as hers to avoid fan mail. Needless to say....they didn't handle that well. - Submitted by Kaida Black

    • YES!!!! I FINALLY HAVE MAIL!!! HO- hold on...this is junk mail!!! - Submitted by ouchwhite

    • And today on Championship envelope catching, Harry Potter, three time champion, attempts to catch 32 letters! It's a good thing they're all addressed to him! - Submitted by Aria

    • Harry:Ahhhh! I got a paper cut!
      Dudley:Save me mommy!!! - Submitted by Alex

    • After Matt got the first caption, he mailed Harry a million times telling him about it. Harry was happy for him. - Submitted by Matt

    • Harry: Hey look we got next doors bank statment now who's the rich one.
      Petunia: No!!!! I can't live in a world were I cann't evern say I'm better of than the boy. I know I'll crush myself beneath dudley.
      Vernom: Over my dead body. When I manage to get up your in for it. - Submitted by Perlot

    • Harry: YAY! My parents sent me more letters!!
      The Dursleys never told him... - Submitted by Rini

    • Petunia and Dudley: PAPER CUTS!!! They HUUUURT!
      Harry: Wimps.
      Vernon: Quick! We can fly to safety! - Submitted by lothlorien

    • Harry: ...and when I opened my eyes I found this letter in my hand and I was like 'wow! fairies do exist!'... I probably shouldn't have repeated the wish quite as many times though should I? - Submitted by Dawn

    • The Dursley's only realized that the letters were magic when Harry started magically growing in the middle of their living room. - Submitted by Matt

    • YES MY FANS! THEY ADORE ME! Wait a minute...these are hate mail! DOH! I knew I shouldn't have flirted with Cedric... - Submitted by Jasmine

    • And in this way the Dursleys learned NEVER to tick off the postman, and Harry discovered the joys of reading other people's mail. - Submitted by Deyinel

    • WHAT?! Everyone one of these are from Cho?!?! - Submitted by Sunny

    • When Harry asked the Dursleys if his mail could be delivered to their house he forgot to mention that wizard letter's fly. - Submitted by Deyinel

    • OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!! DOBBY, HAVE YOU BEEN HOLDING BACK MY LETTERS AGAIN?!?!?!?! - Submitted by Grandmother's Great Uncle's Dog's Name

    • Petunia Dursley wishes fervently that her nephew would stop jumping on her beautiful couch and read his mail already. - Submitted by Wimsical


    Captions

    • WINNER The electricity between Ron and Hermione was too much for Percy's hair. - Submitted by Moi



    • Hermoine to Ron: Your hair looks alot like Crookshanks's.
      Ron: I'm not talking to you. - Submitted by Sunny

    • Ron: What are you lookin' at?
      Hermione: *while peting her cat* You stole some of his fur and put it on your head didn't you?!
      Harry: *off screen* No that's what his hair always looks like in the morning! - Submitted by Rini

    • Percy was wondering whose hair was messier, his or Ron's. - Submitted by Matt

    • Ron: Just 'cause you got piggy tails means nothing! Everyone knows I should've got the part because Pippie has RED hair!!! - Submitted by I <3 Fred and George

    • Ron: OMG! its Dorothy, and she's not in Kansas anymore - Submitted by Emily

    • Ron, Hermione, and Crookshanks find out they had the same hairdresser - Submitted by bug

    • Ron and Hermoine set the world record for the staring competiton. - Submitted by Sunny

    • Ron:are you going to kiss me or are we just going to stand here?
      Her:I...I don..I don't know!
      Ron:that's a right. - Submitted by George Shmilee

    • Ron: *thinks* She can't hold out for much longer...
      Hermione: *also thinks* He'll cave soon enough...
      Crookshanks: *sigh* Those idiots take their staring contests WAY too seriously... - Submitted by ~*Scamaican*~

    • Ron: Wow, Hermione, you finally took Professor Trelawney's idea and made a replica of your "furry little problem" with the pollyjuice potion from second year! Harry come and look at this!!!!! - Submitted by Billi Mushrooms

    • Crookshanks: Meow...
      Ron: It looked at me again, I swear! Stalker!
      Hermione: That's rididculous! It just wants to spend some quality time with you!
      Crookshanks:Meow...
      Ron: Go away cat. Your scaring me. Stalker... - Submitted by Name

    • Hermonie: Ron..Its called a brush.
      Ron: I dont beleive in those kinds of things - Submitted by A HArry Hater

    • Hermione:...
      Ron:...
      And so, the staring contest went on, though Crookshanks did need to visit the litter box. - Submitted by constantinus

    • Ron: Like duude, whats with the cat?
      Hermione: He brings out the colour in my hair. OKAY? Not that you'd under stand.
      Ron: Like duude. I think I may have had to much butterbeer. Whoa, my head.... - Submitted by Nikel cambell

    • Hermonie: Back off ron!
      Ron: But that cat tried to smother me in my sleep! - Submitted by A harry hater

    • seeing the startled look on Hermione's face, Ron now realized this place wasn't Ron's private bedroom, but the annual Griffindor Christmas party. - Submitted by wickedllama

    • H: Ron, comb your hair before you frighten my cat out of his wits.
      R: But Mione, your cat already is out of its ... Fine, sorry. - Submitted by Quoth the Raven

    • "Don't touch my kitty you smelly stupid fake-y British kid!" - Submitted by Krissy

    • Ron: Hermionie, I never loved you and I never will.
      Hermionie:Fine. Crookshanks and I have things to do. - Submitted by lil' bo peep

    • Ron stared at Hermione in disgust after she compared his hair to Crookshank's. - Submitted by Emma

    • Hermione:Well Ron, thanks to you I will now be awake for another couple of hours.This will throw off my sleeping pattern. I will not be able to contrate in class tommorrow.My grades will drop.As a result I will not be accepted in to a sufficient job.I will not be able to afford a house.I will not have any friends because I will be to busy working in order to survive.I will live a miserable existence and nobody will remember me since I have no friends.
      Ron:Thanks Hermione, I appreciate your relief that Sirius Black didn't murder me. - Submitted by Cara

    • Ron: Did you just Rip soem of my hair out? - Submitted by Sandafluffoid O' Shrewsbury

    • No matter how hard Ron and Hermione tried in the grumpy face competition,Percy always declared Crookshanks the winner - Submitted by Lily

    • Ron couldn't help but stare; Hermoine just looked so beautiful in her blue PJ's. - Submitted by Phantom Lover

    • Ron: I must be dreaming.
      Hermoine: Then it is a good dream. - Submitted by Phantom Lover

    • Ron:hermionie, what have you done with your hair? - Submitted by smilyone

    • ron:why are you looking at me like that?
      emma:you just farted dint you?
      ron;no it was your cat!
      emma; i really dont like you - Submitted by zac

    • Can't you just feel the hormones raging... the sexual tension in the air? - Submitted by Madison

    • Ron: He's behind me, insn't he? - Submitted by Lothlorien

    • Hermione: I agree, we all look like our pets. It's a good thing Crookshanks is better looking than Scabbers! - Submitted by Alejandro

    • Percy: No flirting in the common room allowed! Geesh, teenagers these days. - Submitted by wonderful freakiness

    • Percy: Must.Get.Face.In.Shot... - Submitted by lothlorein

    • Percy: Wow, Ron's hair is almost as bad as mine! - Submitted by Matt

    • "Frankly, Hermione, I don't give a damn!" - Submitted by Rob

    • Percy: Give ME a chance!!
      Ron: No, it's no use. She won't put down the freaking cat and dance with ANYONE!
      Hermione: That's not funny Ron! You know this is a 3-D t-shirt iron on! - Submitted by Rob

    • Hermionie:*thinks* I must use my superior brain power to see what Ron is thinking of right now(wether it is about me or not). Aah there we are, I'm now inside Ron's brain.
      Ron's Brain: Oh damnat I know I look like Percy (& that's bad enough)but now I look like that ugly thing Crookshanks. Oh well at least I don't look like Hermionie(hehehe).
      Hermionie:*Thinks* Ah that bum. - Submitted by deadricROX

    • Ron: I dare you to act dumb!
      Hermione: I dare you to look stupid.
      Ron: Damn. You win. - Submitted by Chee

    • Love Square:
      Ron loves Hermione.
      Hermione loves Crookshanks.
      Percy loves Crookshanks.
      Crookshanks loves....himself, duh. - Submitted by Mizzie

    • Percy: Hi mom! - Submitted by Matt

    • *voice over: and THIS folks, is why we use these wonderful inventions called HAIR BRUSHES!!! Unfortunately these two have a bit of catching up with Modern Culture to do - Submitted by Steph

    • Hermione: Ronald! I should have known. Crookshanks has a bald patch now, and all so you could cover your head!
      Ron:...Wha...? - Submitted by Jo

    • Hermione: Well braid my hair and call me Pollyanna!
      Ron: ...wha...? - Submitted by Jo

    • Hermoine: Ugh, Ron, your fashion is sooo outdated! Your shirt is sooo 80s, and your hair do is soooo not in right now, and, and...
      Ron: *gulp* What is she gonna do when she sees my dress robes? - Submitted by fashion queen

    • Little did Ron know, Hermoine was REALLY staring at Percy. - Submitted by fashion queen

    • Hermoine: Uh, Ron, did you know that the punch was spiked? Ron? Stop trying to kiss me! Help me Percy! - Submitted by I_can't_wait_for_OOTP

    • Ron to Hermoine: Waddya mean we get married in the end!?!?!?!
      Percy: Ok guys, we better leave before Ron starts throwing things! - Submitted by thephantomoftheoperaisthereinsidemymind

    • Hermoine:Thank you for saving my cat from Sirius Black, Ron, even though you did wake up the whole school when you screamed like a girl. - Submitted by thephantomoftheoperaisthereinsidemymind

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