Caption Contest Archives 2


Captions

  • WINNER out of sheer oddity
    Hermione: You know guys, helping these pumkin refugees escape England was the best idea we've ever had.
    Harry: I agree, I finally feel like my life is worth while.
    Ron: We better hurry! We can rest in that cabin.
    Pumkin: Bless you hearts! - Submitted by Libbyloobell

  • Ron: Look! They have bigger pumpkins! Were not gonna win the county fair!
    Harry: But we've been growing these for two whole years! - Submitted by A harry hater

  • right, how many more pumpkins can we steal before hagrid notices? - Submitted by stephanie rees

  • Harry: "Hey, aren't these the props from those hobbit movies?" - Submitted by TrickyDicky

  • Sirius: (out of shot) Come on, what were you three doing behind the pumpkins?
    Harry: Nothing...
    Hermione: Also nothing...
    Ron: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! You got SPIDERS on you!!!!! - Submitted by Ahhhrunaway

  • The trio suddenly realized that they were being attacked by giant marshmellows and that their escape route was cut off by enormous muntant pumpkins. - Submitted by Albus Dumbledore the 2nd

  • Dan, Rupe and Emma's reaction when they saw Alen Rickmen walking on set in a kilt and pancho playing the bagpipes. - Submitted by Albus Dumbledore the 2nd

  • Little did Ron, Hermoine, and Harry know, Malfoy and his gang had hidden a camera in the woods behind Hagrid's hut. Later he blackmailed them with this picture of their rear-ends. - Submitted by what name

  • Hermonie (picking out pumpkins for jack-o-lanters): Waddya mean it's not Halloween?!?! - Submitted by what name

  • Harry: Oh hi, Cho...I promise, me and Hermonie weren't doing ANYTHING. We were just--um--hiding alone behind some pumpkins...yea..MEMORIUS ERASUS! - Submitted by what name

  • Harry: No Way Hagrid! I am not 'IT' we said these pumkins were BAR before we started... - Submitted by Mitch

    Ron: Seriously, George told me pressing one of these pumkins will make the willow stop thrashing...
    Hermione: George is full of S&*(! - Submitted by Mitch

  • Harry: What now, Colin?!?! Go away, we are trying to rescue a hippogriff! Wait, take Cho's pic for me if you happen to meet her. - Submitted by what name

  • Hermoine: Ron, is that my sweater you're wearing? - Submitted by what name

  • Ron: Oh my God, they found us! I don't know how, but they found us! RUN FOR IT, HARRY!!!
    Harry: AAAAAH!!! (Harry vaults over the stack of pumpkins and runs like crazy. Hermie and Ron also run screaming as a HORD OF FAN GIRLS swarms towards them.) - Submitted by Deyinel

  • harry-"Whaot! Who farted?"
    ron-"wasn't me."
    hermy-"I think it came from back there"
    chorused-"ooooooo, spooooky" - Submitted by till.i.am.

  • Narrator: Now, these three have different personalities that are clearly shown on their faces: Ron looks a little afraid to get his pants muddy, Hermoine looks like she knows what she's doing, and Harry...um...he just looks hott, as usual. - Submitted by what name

  • Harry: Oh no! Evil crows of DOOM! RUN!
    Hermione: Do I look at all windswept or interesting? - Submitted by Quadruple Underscore

  • Harry: isn't that...
    Hermione:Now lets not jump to conclusions
    Ron: But I though he was dead...
    Hermione: I'm sure there's a perfectly resonable explaination for Voldermort to be walking around in a towel with a rubber duck, I just havn't thought of it yet.
    Harry: i don't think he has either. - Submitted by Perlot

  • Harry: Do you mind not starring at us.
    hermione: Yes this is an important seen and Ron was just starting to get it right.
    Ron: There looking at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! - Submitted by Perlot

  • Harry: wait a second isn't the castle surposed to be over there?
    Hermione:Since when was the castle pink with a purple roof?
    Harry: Arn't those your pants on that flag poll.
    Ron: (weakly) no.
    Hermione:They can't be Ron's, it's a thong.
    Ron: (looking nervouse) exactly why would I wear a thong. I'm a boy. - Submitted by Perlot

  • The drug-dealing spot for Hogwarts students. - Submitted by po-ta-toes

  • Due to severe budgeting cuts, all the professors were replaced by giant pumpkins. - Submitted by Nat

  • Trust Harry to screw up the annual pumpkin dance-off by turning the wrong way. - Submitted by Nat

  • Hermoine: Great. Now that we've gotten out of the well, all we need to do is jump off the cliff before Samara eats us.
    Ron/Harry: ? - Submitted by hehehe

  • (all whispering)
    Harry: I think that's Hagrid's singing!
    Hermoine: Quick! Poke the rest of the pumpkins with the needle before he gets here!
    Ron: Why the bloody hell are we doing this, again?
    Hermoine: Shh! Do you think Dumbledore would have told us to do it if it wasn't important? - Submitted by Divad Nosdivad

  • Harry: What was that?! Did anyone else hear that voice in the forest?!
    Ron: Yeah...it sounded just like you, Hermione!
    Hermione: Oh, ignore that. It was just my future self slipping out of character. - Submitted by Maroozer

  • hermione: what the? is that a tree pulling faces at us?
    Harry: hermione are you feeling ok?
    hermione: yes! can't you see it. oh no. i forgot my medication this morning. sory. - Submitted by Angelique

  • Ron:I never want to see that again.
    Hermione: I thought it was rather attractive.
    Harry: Sorry Hermione, but I am gunna have to agree with Ron on this one. Snape in a bathrobe and knee-high boots. EWWWWWWWW. - Submitted by Emma

  • Ron: Why do I have to be the bait?
    Hermione: Because you are more expendable than Harry.
    Harry: Don't worry mate, we won't let Aragog eat you. - Submitted by Spundundy Curmudgeon

  • If Hagrid finds out we've been nicking Buckbeak's food, we'll BE Buckbeak's food... - Submitted by Spundundy Curmudgeon

  • Hermione: Simon said put your left foot in front. You are both OUT! - Submitted by Spundundy Curmudgeon

  • Ron: I'd rather grab those pineapples and make pineapple juice to have with breakfast.
    Hermione: No, Ron, pineapples have spikes; they'd be more difficult to carry.
    Harry: No, Hermione, Ron's right. Pumpkin juice is disgusting. - Submitted by Daedal Delenda

  • Harry: Ron...Hermione... do you see what I see?
    Hermione: If you mean that I see a flock of angry bees headed straight towards us, than yes I see what you see.
    All:...Run! - Submitted by Tracy

  • Ron: It's a good thing the invisibility cloak's over us, isn't it, Harry?
    Harry: What invisibility cloak? - Submitted by Aquanetta

  • someone from out of scene: "Hey, dorks!" - Submitted by necrowizard

  • Hermione: What was that! I swear i just saw a lion with a bushy mane and a pink jacket!
    Harry:Well whatever it was, it sure was ugly
    Hermione:*evil eyes at Harry*
    Ron:Umm guys...... I've really got to pee....... - Submitted by Sammy!!


Captions

  • WINNER
    Harry: Sirius....I...I Think....
    Sirius: Oh no Harry, not you too!?!
    Harry: Yes Sirius, I'm sorry, but that is definitely not the Chinese symbol for happiness.
    Sirius: What does it mean?
    Harry: "I is killed by drapery" - Submitted by Erin

  • WINNER
    Sirius: You see Harry, this is me before I had all these slightly disturbing tattoos, I know all your friends are trying to get you to succumb but is it really that cool to have a horned snorkack on you arm? I mean, no one really knows what they look like... - Submitted by Spundundy Curmudgeon

  • Sirius: Harry, what does that last line say?
    Harry: It says, The Ministry of Magic writes to warn Mr Potter, Sirius is trying "the Move" - Submitted by Sammy!!!

  • Harry: I like my horoscope about "The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord was born in July. I mean that's me, it's got my name written all over it. Although the part about "Niether can live while the other survives worries me a little. I wonder if Dumbledore has seen this. But Sirius, I don't get yours.
    Sirius: What does it say?
    Harry: Beware of drapery. - Submitted by Mrs. Fred Weasley

  • Don'tlookathischest, don'tlookathischest, don'tlookathischest! - Submitted by Tsu

  • "It says you're terminal."
    "Yes, Harry... hopefully these inscriptions will help."
    Sirius explains the malignant growth to Harry. - Submitted by Paw

  • Harry got a mysterious letter, with only a few words and a three letter signature:
    Dear Harry,
    Dumbledore go bye-bye in your next year.
    JKR
    Harry: What does it mean?
    Sirius: I don't know. Whoever wrote this letter is full of rubbish. - Submitted by Aquanetta

  • Harry: Hey, can you help me with my letter to Father Christmas?
    Sirius: ?! Whatever. Okay, say, "Dear Father Christmas, I would really appreciate a new Firebolt now that Umbrige has taken mine. Happy Christmas, Harry...P.S. Make sure Umbrige is on the "naughty" list. - Submitted by what name

  • Harry: So, I notcie, Sirius, that you're being used for cheap advertising in this picture, but it's gone in the movie. Why?
    Sirius: Oh, I might have....ah...placed the Imperious Curse on the eidtors... - Submitted by SnapeFan4Life

  • Harry: You drew this when you were in your 5th year?
    Sirius(proudly): Yep.
    Harry: Wow.
    (Sirius looks pleased)
    Harry: You were aweful! - Submitted by Mrs.Fred Weasley

  • Harry:Then the elf d.. um d..d..dis...
    Sirius:Ok Harry sound it out
    Harry: Dis...A...per..ed disappeared!
    Sirius: Good one Harry - Submitted by Anna

  • Harry: Th-he d-duc-k s-swi-swims o-on th-the l-l-lake
    Sirius:Well done Harry were making progress here with your reading! - Submitted by Sammy

  • Harry: I... I... I can't believe it! I knew Ron would be jelous because I left him to go with you, but... this is too far! He called me Harriet Potter to Rita Sketter! - Submitted by Alyssa

  • Sirius: Aren't you a little old for comics? - Submitted by A Harry Hater

  • Harry-What are these directions for?
    Sirius-THEY ARE NOT DIRECTIONS THIS IS A PICTUE OF ME!!!! Don't I look GREAT! - Submitted by Benny Lake

  • Sirius: And that, Harry, is where babies come from - Submitted by Sammy!!!ahahahahhaha

  • [We join Harry and Sirius looking over Ron's report card]
    Harry: This doesn't make any sense. He got an A! In everything!
    Sirius: I know! There must be some mistake. - Submitted by Tonks the Jedi Gondorian in tights

  • it's true, I...looked better without the mustache - Submitted by Gary

  • Harry: "Sirius Black has been caught on camera, wearing a pair of boxers on his head and a bra."
    Sirius: "How-How did they know?" - Submitted by Mia

  • Thanks Sirius, I always wanted a fully illustrated guide on how to defeat Volemort... - Submitted by Spundundy Curmudgeon

  • Yup, that's me and your Dad. We used to love skinny-dipping... - Submitted by Cricket

  • ok i give up sirius...where IS wally? - Submitted by Gary

  • Pirates of the Carribean Pirate Ship assembly instructions... Ok, who's been messing with the props again?! - Submitted by Aquanetta

  • Harry and Sirius were stunned to find that tattoos in the shape of candle-holders had been permanently banned by the ministry of magic. - Submitted by Elf Hunter

  • "So, all I have to do is play this part in your play and you will give me 20 Galleons? - Submitted by MrYoop

  • Well, the map says 'turn left on Charing Cross Road' . . . - Submitted by Dudette

  • harry: i'm sorry serius.. but i'm completely distraught by the fact that you have man-boobs... - Submitted by voldie_is_my_lover

  • Sirius:"... so then she threw me out of the kitchen. For Pete's sake!So what does Molly do to you if your hungry and she's in a bad mood?
    Harry:*Waves paper then studies it intently*
    Sirius: What's that?
    Harry: Map to the kitchen. - Submitted by Mrs. Fred Weasley

  • Sirius: Harry, before you go back to Hogwarts, I wanted to give you this vintage copy of the Daily Prophet.
    Harry: How's this going to help me fight Volemort?
    Sirius: It won't but there are some great tips in there for obtaining the perfect coiffure. - Submitted by Spundundy Curmudgeon

  • Letter reads: Dear Harry, I absolutley LOVE your new haircut! All my friends are like, "No, it's totally horrible," But I am like-
    *Harry crumples letter*
    Sirius: Who was that from?
    Harry: Another crazy fangirl... - Submitted by Bree

  • Harry:And then you add this to the other pile...OMG cool tattoo!
    Sirius:.... - Submitted by Jenny

  • Harry: hey Sirius, I've got your charactter description here and it doesn't say anything about a disturbing tattoo . . . - Submitted by julian delphiki

  • Sirius Black, now a member of the Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword, must stop Harry Potter from finding the Holy Grail. - Submitted by Stumbledumb

  • Harry: Hey, Sirius, what do you reckon would happen if we went through that 'Staff Only' door? - Submitted by Followed by rocks.

  • Harry: Umm..Sirius...you don't think your coat is forshadowing anything...is it? - Submitted by Followed by rocks

  • Harry: "Milk, potatoes, a nice packet of doggie biscuits..."
    Sirius: (cough) Wrong bit of paper... - Submitted by Hannahmarie

  • harry: i cnat believe you got an answer from your lonely hearts ad!!!
    Sirius: i cant believe molly would cheat on arthur!!! - Submitted by steph rees

  • Harry: "Sirius...why is everything in this room bluish/gray?" - Submitted by Adune Numenesse

  • Sirius: Yeah, see, this was the original design I wanted for my tattoo, but the guy in Azkaban screwed up.
    Harry: Okay, but what's up with the menorah on your chest? I didn't know you were Jewish. - Submitted by Lauren_Elizabeth

  • Harry: So you're saying the marauder's map shows secret passageways leading into the dormitories of ALL the girls in the school?
    Serious: All except for Professer Magonigal. That was a memorable evening... Incidentally, it's when I got this interesting scorch mark on my chest. - Submitted by Deyinel

  • Harry: "Hmm...another blank peice of parchment...wonder what this is a map of." - Submitted by Adune Numenesse

  • Harry: It's the 1st of September and you still won't wear a shirt! - Submitted by Emma

  • sirius: Whats it say harry?
    Harry:Cho's breaking up with me noooooooooooooooooooooo
    (Starts to sob uncontrolbly)
    Sirius: oh no not again (rolls eyes) - Submitted by I 'm Amber and I love Aqil Rogers. he's Hot

  • Harry: Cool, a biography of my life so far written by you!
    Sirius: Yep *grinns*
    Harry: Wait a second I don't remember that happening?
    Sirius: *Shuffleing closer* Give it time. - Submitted by Perlot

  • Harry: Why did you give me these instructions on how to remove moss from clothes?
    Sirius: Um, Harry...
    Harry: It just doesn't make any...*freaks out* AAAHH! What's that on my shoulder?!
    Sirius: I tried to warn him. - Submitted by The Other Kitty

  • Harry: You're right. The tattoo looks much better on paper. - Submitted by Jazz the rabid one

  • Sirius: i brought this so you could have some 'stick on tattoos' for yourself!
    Harry:thanks...? - Submitted by Alizza

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