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Captions

  • WINNER out of sheer oddity
    Hermione: You know guys, helping these pumkin refugees escape England was the best idea we've ever had.
    Harry: I agree, I finally feel like my life is worth while.
    Ron: We better hurry! We can rest in that cabin.
    Pumkin: Bless you hearts! - Submitted by Libbyloobell

  • Ron: Look! They have bigger pumpkins! Were not gonna win the county fair!
    Harry: But we've been growing these for two whole years! - Submitted by A harry hater

  • right, how many more pumpkins can we steal before hagrid notices? - Submitted by stephanie rees

  • Harry: "Hey, aren't these the props from those hobbit movies?" - Submitted by TrickyDicky

  • Sirius: (out of shot) Come on, what were you three doing behind the pumpkins?
    Harry: Nothing...
    Hermione: Also nothing...
    Ron: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! You got SPIDERS on you!!!!! - Submitted by Ahhhrunaway

  • The trio suddenly realized that they were being attacked by giant marshmellows and that their escape route was cut off by enormous muntant pumpkins. - Submitted by Albus Dumbledore the 2nd

  • Dan, Rupe and Emma's reaction when they saw Alen Rickmen walking on set in a kilt and pancho playing the bagpipes. - Submitted by Albus Dumbledore the 2nd

  • Little did Ron, Hermoine, and Harry know, Malfoy and his gang had hidden a camera in the woods behind Hagrid's hut. Later he blackmailed them with this picture of their rear-ends. - Submitted by what name

  • Hermonie (picking out pumpkins for jack-o-lanters): Waddya mean it's not Halloween?!?! - Submitted by what name

  • Harry: Oh hi, Cho...I promise, me and Hermonie weren't doing ANYTHING. We were just--um--hiding alone behind some pumpkins...yea..MEMORIUS ERASUS! - Submitted by what name

  • Harry: No Way Hagrid! I am not 'IT' we said these pumkins were BAR before we started... - Submitted by Mitch

    Ron: Seriously, George told me pressing one of these pumkins will make the willow stop thrashing...
    Hermione: George is full of S&*(! - Submitted by Mitch

  • Harry: What now, Colin?!?! Go away, we are trying to rescue a hippogriff! Wait, take Cho's pic for me if you happen to meet her. - Submitted by what name

  • Hermoine: Ron, is that my sweater you're wearing? - Submitted by what name

  • Ron: Oh my God, they found us! I don't know how, but they found us! RUN FOR IT, HARRY!!!
    Harry: AAAAAH!!! (Harry vaults over the stack of pumpkins and runs like crazy. Hermie and Ron also run screaming as a HORD OF FAN GIRLS swarms towards them.) - Submitted by Deyinel

  • harry-"Whaot! Who farted?"
    ron-"wasn't me."
    hermy-"I think it came from back there"
    chorused-"ooooooo, spooooky" - Submitted by till.i.am.

  • Narrator: Now, these three have different personalities that are clearly shown on their faces: Ron looks a little afraid to get his pants muddy, Hermoine looks like she knows what she's doing, and Harry...um...he just looks hott, as usual. - Submitted by what name

  • Harry: Oh no! Evil crows of DOOM! RUN!
    Hermione: Do I look at all windswept or interesting? - Submitted by Quadruple Underscore

  • Harry: isn't that...
    Hermione:Now lets not jump to conclusions
    Ron: But I though he was dead...
    Hermione: I'm sure there's a perfectly resonable explaination for Voldermort to be walking around in a towel with a rubber duck, I just havn't thought of it yet.
    Harry: i don't think he has either. - Submitted by Perlot

  • Harry: Do you mind not starring at us.
    hermione: Yes this is an important seen and Ron was just starting to get it right.
    Ron: There looking at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! - Submitted by Perlot

  • Harry: wait a second isn't the castle surposed to be over there?
    Hermione:Since when was the castle pink with a purple roof?
    Harry: Arn't those your pants on that flag poll.
    Ron: (weakly) no.
    Hermione:They can't be Ron's, it's a thong.
    Ron: (looking nervouse) exactly why would I wear a thong. I'm a boy. - Submitted by Perlot

  • The drug-dealing spot for Hogwarts students. - Submitted by po-ta-toes

  • Due to severe budgeting cuts, all the professors were replaced by giant pumpkins. - Submitted by Nat

  • Trust Harry to screw up the annual pumpkin dance-off by turning the wrong way. - Submitted by Nat

  • Hermoine: Great. Now that we've gotten out of the well, all we need to do is jump off the cliff before Samara eats us.
    Ron/Harry: ? - Submitted by hehehe

  • (all whispering)
    Harry: I think that's Hagrid's singing!
    Hermoine: Quick! Poke the rest of the pumpkins with the needle before he gets here!
    Ron: Why the bloody hell are we doing this, again?
    Hermoine: Shh! Do you think Dumbledore would have told us to do it if it wasn't important? - Submitted by Divad Nosdivad

  • Harry: What was that?! Did anyone else hear that voice in the forest?!
    Ron: Yeah...it sounded just like you, Hermione!
    Hermione: Oh, ignore that. It was just my future self slipping out of character. - Submitted by Maroozer

  • hermione: what the? is that a tree pulling faces at us?
    Harry: hermione are you feeling ok?
    hermione: yes! can't you see it. oh no. i forgot my medication this morning. sory. - Submitted by Angelique

  • Ron:I never want to see that again.
    Hermione: I thought it was rather attractive.
    Harry: Sorry Hermione, but I am gunna have to agree with Ron on this one. Snape in a bathrobe and knee-high boots. EWWWWWWWW. - Submitted by Emma

  • Ron: Why do I have to be the bait?
    Hermione: Because you are more expendable than Harry.
    Harry: Don't worry mate, we won't let Aragog eat you. - Submitted by Spundundy Curmudgeon

  • If Hagrid finds out we've been nicking Buckbeak's food, we'll BE Buckbeak's food... - Submitted by Spundundy Curmudgeon

  • Hermione: Simon said put your left foot in front. You are both OUT! - Submitted by Spundundy Curmudgeon

  • Ron: I'd rather grab those pineapples and make pineapple juice to have with breakfast.
    Hermione: No, Ron, pineapples have spikes; they'd be more difficult to carry.
    Harry: No, Hermione, Ron's right. Pumpkin juice is disgusting. - Submitted by Daedal Delenda

  • Harry: Ron...Hermione... do you see what I see?
    Hermione: If you mean that I see a flock of angry bees headed straight towards us, than yes I see what you see.
    All:...Run! - Submitted by Tracy

  • Ron: It's a good thing the invisibility cloak's over us, isn't it, Harry?
    Harry: What invisibility cloak? - Submitted by Aquanetta

  • someone from out of scene: "Hey, dorks!" - Submitted by necrowizard

  • Hermione: What was that! I swear i just saw a lion with a bushy mane and a pink jacket!
    Harry:Well whatever it was, it sure was ugly
    Hermione:*evil eyes at Harry*
    Ron:Umm guys...... I've really got to pee....... - Submitted by Sammy!!


Captions

  • WINNER
    Harry: Sirius....I...I Think....
    Sirius: Oh no Harry, not you too!?!
    Harry: Yes Sirius, I'm sorry, but that is definitely not the Chinese symbol for happiness.
    Sirius: What does it mean?
    Harry: "I is killed by drapery" - Submitted by Erin

  • WINNER
    Sirius: You see Harry, this is me before I had all these slightly disturbing tattoos, I know all your friends are trying to get you to succumb but is it really that cool to have a horned snorkack on you arm? I mean, no one really knows what they look like... - Submitted by Spundundy Curmudgeon

  • Sirius: Harry, what does that last line say?
    Harry: It says, The Ministry of Magic writes to warn Mr Potter, Sirius is trying "the Move" - Submitted by Sammy!!!

  • Harry: I like my horoscope about "The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord was born in July. I mean that's me, it's got my name written all over it. Although the part about "Niether can live while the other survives worries me a little. I wonder if Dumbledore has seen this. But Sirius, I don't get yours.
    Sirius: What does it say?
    Harry: Beware of drapery. - Submitted by Mrs. Fred Weasley

  • Don'tlookathischest, don'tlookathischest, don'tlookathischest! - Submitted by Tsu

  • "It says you're terminal."
    "Yes, Harry... hopefully these inscriptions will help."
    Sirius explains the malignant growth to Harry. - Submitted by Paw

  • Harry got a mysterious letter, with only a few words and a three letter signature:
    Dear Harry,
    Dumbledore go bye-bye in your next year.
    JKR
    Harry: What does it mean?
    Sirius: I don't know. Whoever wrote this letter is full of rubbish. - Submitted by Aquanetta

  • Harry: Hey, can you help me with my letter to Father Christmas?
    Sirius: ?! Whatever. Okay, say, "Dear Father Christmas, I would really appreciate a new Firebolt now that Umbrige has taken mine. Happy Christmas, Harry...P.S. Make sure Umbrige is on the "naughty" list. - Submitted by what name

  • Harry: So, I notcie, Sirius, that you're being used for cheap advertising in this picture, but it's gone in the movie. Why?
    Sirius: Oh, I might have....ah...placed the Imperious Curse on the eidtors... - Submitted by SnapeFan4Life

  • Harry: You drew this when you were in your 5th year?
    Sirius(proudly): Yep.
    Harry: Wow.
    (Sirius looks pleased)
    Harry: You were aweful! - Submitted by Mrs.Fred Weasley

  • Harry:Then the elf d.. um d..d..dis...
    Sirius:Ok Harry sound it out
    Harry: Dis...A...per..ed disappeared!
    Sirius: Good one Harry - Submitted by Anna

  • Harry: Th-he d-duc-k s-swi-swims o-on th-the l-l-lake
    Sirius:Well done Harry were making progress here with your reading! - Submitted by Sammy

  • Harry: I... I... I can't believe it! I knew Ron would be jelous because I left him to go with you, but... this is too far! He called me Harriet Potter to Rita Sketter! - Submitted by Alyssa

  • Sirius: Aren't you a little old for comics? - Submitted by A Harry Hater

  • Harry-What are these directions for?
    Sirius-THEY ARE NOT DIRECTIONS THIS IS A PICTUE OF ME!!!! Don't I look GREAT! - Submitted by Benny Lake

  • Sirius: And that, Harry, is where babies come from - Submitted by Sammy!!!ahahahahhaha

  • [We join Harry and Sirius looking over Ron's report card]
    Harry: This doesn't make any sense. He got an A! In everything!
    Sirius: I know! There must be some mistake. - Submitted by Tonks the Jedi Gondorian in tights

  • it's true, I...looked better without the mustache - Submitted by Gary

  • Harry: "Sirius Black has been caught on camera, wearing a pair of boxers on his head and a bra."
    Sirius: "How-How did they know?" - Submitted by Mia

  • Thanks Sirius, I always wanted a fully illustrated guide on how to defeat Volemort... - Submitted by Spundundy Curmudgeon

  • Yup, that's me and your Dad. We used to love skinny-dipping... - Submitted by Cricket

  • ok i give up sirius...where IS wally? - Submitted by Gary

  • Pirates of the Carribean Pirate Ship assembly instructions... Ok, who's been messing with the props again?! - Submitted by Aquanetta

  • Harry and Sirius were stunned to find that tattoos in the shape of candle-holders had been permanently banned by the ministry of magic. - Submitted by Elf Hunter

  • "So, all I have to do is play this part in your play and you will give me 20 Galleons? - Submitted by MrYoop

  • Well, the map says 'turn left on Charing Cross Road' . . . - Submitted by Dudette

  • harry: i'm sorry serius.. but i'm completely distraught by the fact that you have man-boobs... - Submitted by voldie_is_my_lover

  • Sirius:"... so then she threw me out of the kitchen. For Pete's sake!So what does Molly do to you if your hungry and she's in a bad mood?
    Harry:*Waves paper then studies it intently*
    Sirius: What's that?
    Harry: Map to the kitchen. - Submitted by Mrs. Fred Weasley

  • Sirius: Harry, before you go back to Hogwarts, I wanted to give you this vintage copy of the Daily Prophet.
    Harry: How's this going to help me fight Volemort?
    Sirius: It won't but there are some great tips in there for obtaining the perfect coiffure. - Submitted by Spundundy Curmudgeon

  • Letter reads: Dear Harry, I absolutley LOVE your new haircut! All my friends are like, "No, it's totally horrible," But I am like-
    *Harry crumples letter*
    Sirius: Who was that from?
    Harry: Another crazy fangirl... - Submitted by Bree

  • Harry:And then you add this to the other pile...OMG cool tattoo!
    Sirius:.... - Submitted by Jenny

  • Harry: hey Sirius, I've got your charactter description here and it doesn't say anything about a disturbing tattoo . . . - Submitted by julian delphiki

  • Sirius Black, now a member of the Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword, must stop Harry Potter from finding the Holy Grail. - Submitted by Stumbledumb

  • Harry: Hey, Sirius, what do you reckon would happen if we went through that 'Staff Only' door? - Submitted by Followed by rocks.

  • Harry: Umm..Sirius...you don't think your coat is forshadowing anything...is it? - Submitted by Followed by rocks

  • Harry: "Milk, potatoes, a nice packet of doggie biscuits..."
    Sirius: (cough) Wrong bit of paper... - Submitted by Hannahmarie

  • harry: i cnat believe you got an answer from your lonely hearts ad!!!
    Sirius: i cant believe molly would cheat on arthur!!! - Submitted by steph rees

  • Harry: "Sirius...why is everything in this room bluish/gray?" - Submitted by Adune Numenesse

  • Sirius: Yeah, see, this was the original design I wanted for my tattoo, but the guy in Azkaban screwed up.
    Harry: Okay, but what's up with the menorah on your chest? I didn't know you were Jewish. - Submitted by Lauren_Elizabeth

  • Harry: So you're saying the marauder's map shows secret passageways leading into the dormitories of ALL the girls in the school?
    Serious: All except for Professer Magonigal. That was a memorable evening... Incidentally, it's when I got this interesting scorch mark on my chest. - Submitted by Deyinel

  • Harry: "Hmm...another blank peice of parchment...wonder what this is a map of." - Submitted by Adune Numenesse

  • Harry: It's the 1st of September and you still won't wear a shirt! - Submitted by Emma

  • sirius: Whats it say harry?
    Harry:Cho's breaking up with me noooooooooooooooooooooo
    (Starts to sob uncontrolbly)
    Sirius: oh no not again (rolls eyes) - Submitted by I 'm Amber and I love Aqil Rogers. he's Hot

  • Harry: Cool, a biography of my life so far written by you!
    Sirius: Yep *grinns*
    Harry: Wait a second I don't remember that happening?
    Sirius: *Shuffleing closer* Give it time. - Submitted by Perlot

  • Harry: Why did you give me these instructions on how to remove moss from clothes?
    Sirius: Um, Harry...
    Harry: It just doesn't make any...*freaks out* AAAHH! What's that on my shoulder?!
    Sirius: I tried to warn him. - Submitted by The Other Kitty

  • Harry: You're right. The tattoo looks much better on paper. - Submitted by Jazz the rabid one

  • Sirius: i brought this so you could have some 'stick on tattoos' for yourself!
    Harry:thanks...? - Submitted by Alizza


Captions

    WINNER
  • Guy on Left: It is important in Meditation to always hold the animal that represents the Chinese year you were born in in your hands.It strengthens your chi. You see, I'm the Year of the Rat.
    Ron: Ok, but I was the year of the bull... - Submitted by Mrs. Fred Weasly



  • psh my rat give it back - Submitted by Antonia

  • Guy with curly hair: What do you mean we cant pick up the crumpled horned snorkaks?
    Ron: You heard the nice ranger,they might have spatergroit..... *shudders*
    Guy: *looks confused, then pouts* - Submitted by Mrs. Fred Weasly

  • (yoga Class)
    Bearded Guy: And this Ronald is the butterfly pose... - Submitted by alizza

  • It was Professor Lupin's "special time of the month" and as Ron and Alfonso were meditating they had no idea that he was BEHIND THEM!! - Submitted by Tyllie and Sarah

  • Ron: You're kidding. What do you mean, there is no Santa Claus? - Submitted by Anna

  • Director: What you're going to do is fall backward after the death eater says, "AVADA KEDAVRA!" and simply fall backward. Don't worry! It will be an easy death and you won't even feel when you hit your head. It will all be over.
    Rupert: Oka- HEY WAIT A MINUTE - Submitted by Aquanetta

  • And that is the way of the force young Ronald. Now its time for some deep breathing then some meditation, maybe a bit of yoga. I'm sure we'll reach enlightenment by nightfall! - Submitted by Harley

  • Directer: The rat just peed on me!
    Ron: Yeah well, I just farted.
    Director: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY DEFINATLY CAME! - Submitted by Sam

  • Ron you must be come one with the frog only then can you truly ribit. - Submitted by Perlot

  • Did the rat just dump on my pants?
    Yup.
    Crap.
    Yup. - Submitted by animagus_kitty

  • Ron: Err..what are you doing?
    ???: Flying a remote control airplane! What do you think?!?
    Ron: Umm, are you sure that's a remote control airplane? Thats an owl. Besides, why am I even talking to you?! I dont know you?!?!
    ???: Trust me, Ron. Im Harry who got crazy. Oh look! It rhymes *wink* - Submitted by Im Just Mystery

  • Harry Potter and the Hippie Look. - Submitted by Isis Yokwan

  • Ron: Wow! Harry, you grew since the last summer I saw you. - Submitted by Veronika

  • A: Okay Rupert, so the dog's gonna come getchu from over there, and...
    R: You want me to LET myself be attacked by a dog... *akward silence*
    A: ...yeesss...?
    R: I'm outta here. *leaves* - Submitted by Tiesie

  • Alfonso: Ron look to the heavens and you will find the answer
    Ron: yes! YES! hermione loves me!! - Submitted by Holly

  • As Alfonso broke out into song Ron wandered when he would get his bloody rat - Submitted by holly

  • Ron: Is that a MOLE on your chin? Director: How many times do i have to tell you its a BEAUTY MARK! Ron: It looks like a mole to me... - Submitted by BrunetteWickedWitch

  • Ron: Harry? Bloody hell, wtf happen to you? And I need my plot device back...um, now.... - Submitted by Angel

  • Rupert and I were seperated at birth. The rat told me so. - Submitted by Biff

  • Ron: Please, teach me the ways of the force, Master. - Submitted by what name

  • Suddenly, Alfonso decided to take a break and get everyone in a circle to play a little hot potato. - Submitted by Sunny

  • Ron: who the hell is this guy next to me and why does he have Scabbers? - Submitted by kalika

  • ron: psst, can i have that rat when you're done with it?
    director: urm.... - Submitted by kylie

  • Bum from Hogsmead: : "Hey Ginger, want to fly?"
    Ron: "Momma says I shouldn't..." - Submitted by Daniel

  • Not Ron: You see, Ron. I've always wanted to be a girl. Professor Whimplesnorf Wiggle-Waggle told me to wish really hard and squeeze this thing till it farts and that will do it!
    Ron: Well, just don't aim its butt at me when you squeeze it, Not Ron! - Submitted by fidgety_sam

  • A: See, if you hold this magical rat of the future, an image appears to forewarn you of approaching dangers! ...i see...a great wolf!...and a shaggy dog...they seem to be fighting....what do you think this symbolizes?
    R: Uh...I don't think that rat's doing any good...you're just seeing the present. Maybe we should run? - Submitted by LUNAlovey

  • Oh no, Professor Dumbledore sir, I wasn't picking on him at all! I was just holding his rat for him for a moment! Ron: (thinking) Bloody liar! - Submitted by Deyinel


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