Rejected Book Titles

Harry Potter And The Post Pubescent Temper Tantrum

Harry Potter And The Royal Mail Strike

Harry Potter And The Strange Disappearance Of The Film Reviewer

Harry Potter And The Gringott’s Bank Job

Harry Potter And The Over-Hyped Film

Harry Potter And The Clever Marketing Campaign

Harry Potter And The Never Ending Stream Of Merchandise

Harry Potter And The Spinning Grave Of Tolkien

Harry Potter And The Long Lost Father - Mr. D Vader

Harry Potter - It’s SO Unfair!

Harry Potter Solves Manchester United Defense Problem

Harry Potter Repairs The Ozone Layer

Harry Potter And The Raising Of The Titanic

Harry Potter And The Ratings War

Harry Potter And The Magic Mushrooms

Harry Potter And The Screaming Heebeegeeebees

Harry Potter And The Lurve Potion No. 9

Harry Potter And The Dragon’s Breath

Harry Potter Scores a Hat Trick and wins the World Cup for England

Harry Potter The Broom of Doom

Harry Potter And The Mysteries of Windows 2000

Harry Potter Solves Third World Debt

Harry Potter And The Enchanted Cheesegrater

Harry Potter Launches His Own Cook-in-Sauce

Harry Potter And The Freak Broom Handle Accident

Harry Potter And The Goblin’ Teasmade